苦學英語的原因

天生射手

某人刻苦學習英語，終有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，
忙說：I am sorry.
老外應道：I am sorry too.
某人听后又道：I am sorry three.
老外不解，問：what are you sorry for?
某人無奈，道：I am sorry five.


某男，亦粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已，毅然下筆：once a week.
簽證官觀后暴笑，曰： this item should be filled in with male or female.
該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下﹕female.
官楞之，曰：shouldn't it be male?
男急釋曰：I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.

哈哈哈，

晕死了。。

Laugh death 了~~~