悠泳乐群狼起高楼（话仙、灌水、无所不谈，每天无休止回帖）

春花秋月何时了,
考试之多少,
教室昨夜又报分,
成绩不堪回首月明中.
上次余悸今犹在,
只是科目改,
问君能有几多愁,
恰似一潭死水永不流.

某日，生物老师按照大纲的要求，把鸟腿的图片拿出来，让同学们看着鸟腿，写出鸟的名字.习性...老师刚说完，就有一个同学说："靠！这题目也有，老子不考了...”他把卷放在讲桌上就走。老师气匆匆把他叫住，问他的名字，他拉起裤腿，说：“来啊~~~!
看着我的腿，说出我的名字来啊~~~”无奈

有一个新任老师，上课第一天校长就把他请到校长室，语重心长地对他说；假如学生考试得a,那么你要对他好，因为他以后是科学家，会对社会有所贡献。假如学生得b ,你也要对他好，因为他以后会返校当老师，可能是你得同事。假如有学生得c，你也要对他好，因为他以后会赚大钱，会捐给学校好多钱；假如有学生作弊抓到，你更要对他好，因为他以后要竞选议员或总统，所以要对他更好。

父亲：“咦，叫你买只热水袋，怎么买了只足球？” 儿子：“足球比热水袋好，省得灌水麻烦。” 父亲：“可足球不能取暖。” 儿子：“怎么不能？你不见报纸上讲，今年全世界将出现‘足球热’吗？”

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材质：不锈钢铸体
原理：依靠先进的生物化学催化反应，利用水、空气和皮肤的相互作用将异味的物质彻底分解。
特点：
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